mashed in maryland 9:55 Tue Mar 8
Happy International Women's Day everyone!
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What we doing to celebrate?
I'm gonna park my car really badly, spend 20 minutes getting a tenner out of an ATM, and watch Eastenders.
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Nurse Ratched
10:07 Tue Mar 8
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Talk about your star sign.
Declare yourself too delicate to drink real tea and ponce about instead with stupid vaguely fruit flavoured hot water.
Fall out with someone over something trivial and never speak to them again.
Declare yourself to be a feminist who is simultaneously in favour of prostitution and pole dancers, yet rages against bikini model photos on the tube, and breathes not a word on the injustices faced by Muslim women and girls around the world.
Read spiteful magazines designed to make you feel shit about the way you look and smell, so their advertisers can sell you the expensive 'cure'.
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BRANDED
10:11 Tue Mar 8
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Get paid less for one day.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:14 Tue Mar 8
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Get a job in a small company, throw a sicky for "anxiety attacks" for three months and then hand in maternity leave papers.
9 month's pay job done.
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Alvin
10:53 Tue Mar 8
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As I'm getting older, and hair going grey, I'll become invisible for the day - oh, like I was yesterday.
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Pervy McBeer
10:55 Tue Mar 8
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Im going to spend it being grateful for the piece between my legs
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JustAFatKevinDavies
10:59 Tue Mar 8
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going to whomail the biggest zeds on the site with my flaps on a plate
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,
11:00 Tue Mar 8
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Most on here will celibate it in their usual way.
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Toe Rag
11:01 Tue Mar 8
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Fancy a bum?
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mashed in maryland
11:12 Tue Mar 8
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Attempt to start up conversation with someone sticking something in the microwave in the kitchen area at work by joyfully shouting "oooooh that smells nice what ya got there!!!!!!!???????"
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ohgodno
11:23 Tue Mar 8
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I'm going to turn the heating up to 11.
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Alvin
11:41 Tue Mar 8
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Someone post something funny now please.
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mashed in maryland
11:47 Tue Mar 8
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Things women like that men don't:
- ridiculously hot showers
- reality telly
- taking pictures of clean bedsheets and posting them on facebook
- calling obese people beautiful
- saying "that's not funny"
- juice detox diets
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i-Ron
11:55 Tue Mar 8
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Mashed
- using instagram filters on a selfie to brighten the picture so much you can't see their face properly... to give the impression they've got immaculate skin and big colourful eyes.
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Sven Roeder
11:59 Tue Mar 8
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- pretending to be a duck while taking a picture of yourself
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mashed in maryland
12:06 Tue Mar 8
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i-Ron 11:55 Tue Mar 8
I do that tbf
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ElmParkPikey
12:20 Tue Mar 8
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What a load of bollocks. Just some day invented by lezzas and man hating ugly birds. They need some good old throat yoghurt down their cake hole to sort them out, just what the dr ordered.
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The Joker
12:57 Tue Mar 8
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It was actually supposed to be yesterday, but they took fucking ages to get ready.
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Eddie B
1:08 Tue Mar 8
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http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/March/8-March/A-message-from-the-Vice-Chairman
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Browno22
1:09 Tue Mar 8
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When is mens day?
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The Kronic
1:09 Tue Mar 8
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There she is! Man hating ugly burd.
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